Theres two Nuns in a car driving down the road
They pass a graveyard and this Vampire jumps out of one of the tombs onto the bonnet of the car.
The two Nuns are really scared, alas one turns to the other and says "Whined the window down and show him your cross!"
So the other Nun does this and shouts out the window "OI! FUCK OFF!"
I'm really sorry but I love that, anyway I'm shattered just got back from Drama class so I'm going to bed, will update tomorrow
